Castles In The Sand

Whilst on a trip to France last month I found my self on the beach in the sun... bliss.
I sat and watched as AL attempted to build a sandcastle and felt it would be nice if I were to offer some assistance (being a boy n' all).
The reception I got however was slightly cold and a challange was set as to see who could built the best sandcastle.
After an hour of back- breaking excavation these
are the results.

Although both are clearly fine castles and doublessly both suitable resisdencies for any royal family, which is the best?

