A Day In The Life

u a no p...

Everyone has their own little eccentricities that follow them through life. Some make people more interesting, some haunt people till the day they die. I have to suffer repeating the same phrase on almost a daily basis in order to make myself understood.

I was in the bank the other day and I said it to the cashier. On the phone to my cable company I said the same thing. The man in the post office helping me fill out a form heard it from me too. I know that I will be saying it for the rest of my living life...

u a no p, u a no p, U A NO FUCKING P !

I am of course talking about my name. Being spelt the correct way, Stuart Thomson, I am forever hounded by those wishing to corrupt my good name by using such letters as w's or p's, for which my name has no need, want or room.

I have quickened the process of individual questions by adopting the phrase 'u a no p' as an extension to my name. Now when asked my name by someone armed with a pen I answer, "My name is Stuart Thomson u a no p".

posted by mrwhatshisface @ 12:17 am