A Day In The Life

Jokes dont make me laugh as much as they used to....

Jokes dont make me laugh as much as they used to. Are jokes going down hill or is it my sense of humour? Tough call there, but I remember laughing for days at funny jokes in years gone by e.g. Why did the condom fly around the room?

If you are one the few people in the world who has not heard it (where the hell have you been for the last decade?) the answer will be provided at the end of this blog. I do remember on hearing this particular joke laughing so hard that I nearly wet myself... quite appropriate considering.

Anyway the reason I come to this topic is because I heard a joke last night that brought back memories of the effects of hearing a good original joke... long live laughter :

'The local rag this week had a special offer running on obituary notices, 3 words for the price of 2. A man phones in on Monday wishing to place an obituary, "John Reid, Bog Heid, is deid". The helpful soul in the office informs the caller of the offer and that he can add 3 more words at no extra cost. The caller says fine and will call back later to confirm. A couple of hours later the caller is back on the line with his revised obituary, "John Reid, Bog Heid, is deid... volvo for sale"'

So why did the condom fly around the room then? Because it was pissed off....

posted by mrwhatshisface @ 10:49 pm