A Day In The Life

I'm walkin' here

So I'm cruising down the street, as you do, passing a car half on the road and half on the pavement waiting for someone in Blockbuster. A rather 'big-boned' lady, who I took to be drunk, began yelling at a bemused lady in the car in particularly well defined French (although quite different to what they speak in France).

Something to the tune of 'YOU DUMB bleep, MOVE YOUR bleeping CAR, PEOPLE HAVE TO bleeping WALK HERE YOU bleepity bleep bleep bleep'

Everyone else seemed to manage to get by, there was no clear obstruction, but then it hit me... if you take up the WHOLE pavement to walk on then lamposts, bins and bus stops are problem enough.

posted by mrwhatshisface @ 10:24 pm